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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:44
Next, they tried...
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Et distinctio voluptatem magni repudiandae.
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Thumbs down again.
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Why do people ask stupid questions on Quora when they instead could ask ChatGPT?
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Elon Musk’s Neuralink closes a $650M Series E - TechCrunch
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives